oncelers-throbbing-cock:

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

nonononononononono

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via gonnaslapabitch)

kudalyn:

kudalyn:

justaduck:

triggeringbiggering:

areyoucomingtothetreee:

look guys i drew u all a Once-ler \(`･ω･´)/ ☆☆☆

you all knew this was coming DONT LIE

he’s all i’ve been drawing recently call 911 send for help i need life alert

Once-ler, I—

Oh my god I just

aaaaaaahjfkd;jgkfd

//casually brings this back…

(via oncelers-throbbing-cock)

spains-a-total-uke:

thor are you drunk?????????

(via lilaira)

(via lilaira)

ohdong:

izzy-rosie:

m4ge:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

astropolice:

huggbutts:

didneyworl-no-uta:

superkianagalaxy:

purdaldoo:

in different languages

you’re welcome

it’s time for me to leave

There is no God

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY IN FRENCH

i’m chkokign on m y honhey chickekn kadlfshdgasjDFAKWLE

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

russia stop please

omfg 

norwaY U OK….

(via gonnaslapabitch)

bakerstreetbabes:skallagrimjones:

Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

(via shooting-stetsons)

gonnaslapabitch:

homestucksonyoutube:

homestucksonyoutube:

YOU KNOW THE DRILL
homestucks on youtube 2 - the awakening 

-

THANK YOU SO MUCH

you are so wonderful!

rebloggin’ for the day crowd

mothergrub of gog this is great

ponycamp:

come and have a seat

(via gonnaslapabitch)

saccharinescorpion:

grapeyguts:

yknow what pertaining to that

why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time

w-we know

nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon

you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down

true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 

and it has been crossed

(via gonnaslapabitch)